I haven't posted in quite some time, so I've decided to revamp my blog and start posting things that are at least somewhat interesting and relevant to society...So, whether you like it or not, the Sabres kick much ass. They could have easily taken the cup last season if it weren't for the disastrous injuries that piled up, and they're primed to take it this season (started the season with a 10-game winning streak, and are currently tied with Anaheim for the most points). One thing that I really just have to express is my complete hatred for the new logo. The new logo is so hated by all of western NY, in fact, that a petition with well over 30,000 signatures has been issued to Tom Golisano to change it, preferably back to the classic 70's logo (pictured left). You can read all about Buffalo's rich 30+ year history, and all 3 logos, at the wikipedia entry. Now, the new jersey looks ok, but ok isn't good enough for the Sabres. It's very clear that the fans react more positively when they come out in their 3rd (classic) jerseys. Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of change. I liked the previous red&black jerseys quite a bit, as well as their corresponding logo; but if you're gonna make a drastic change like this, especially going back to the classic colors, at least show some respect to your heritage. This page shows some designs by John Slabyk, born and raised in Buffalo, which are far superior to the current logo/jerseys. if you click on the section titled "previous concepts", you'll see far more ideas that he has layed down, all of them to Golisano himself, and all of them Sabre-worthy. Come on, Tom, get with the program: the Sabres pretty much are Buffalo right now (I love them, but the Bills suck it hard right now), and you can't go messing with their fan base like this; give us what we want: a GOOD LOGO.

Fart Video

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it's been a while since i've actually posted something that wasn't just some picture with a caption, so here ya go: i've said it before, and i'll say it again: i HATE stupid people. loathe them, if you will. not that i'm claiming to be a genius or something, but common sense and a grasp of basic logic will take you a long way. unfortunately, these are things that over half of the occupants of this country do not posses. a shining example of this, and why most of the world hates us, is our beloved (cough) president. now, its not hard to see that this guy isn't actually in charge of jack shit. the man is nothing more than a puppet, with the republican party's hand shoved deep enough in his ass to make jenna jameson tremble. so the dumb fuck bears the blunt of feedback for his party's idiotic shenanigans. sucks for him, but the world needs a scapegoat, and he is just too perfect. not only does he do what he's told, but he's able to show the world just how mentally challenged he really is while in the public eye. lets look back a decade, shall we? anybody over 18 should have at least a slight memory of my hero, bill clinton. here's a man who not only managed to help fix the economy, (good work bill, too bad that dubya came in like a tornado), but had a bit of shenanigans of his own. but these weren't evil shenanigans, they were innocent oral shenanigans. so the man liked the blowjobs, so what? what guy doesn't? the fact is, he was a good president. a good democrat. a good man. the total opposite of bush. i can only hope that the world wakes up and votes the right way in 2008. i'm not saying that democrats are the best party, but at least they're the lesser of two evils. i bet you'll vote this time, hippies.

everybody can just suck on my balls.

i want some of whatever he took 

oh my god! it's so FUNKY!!! 

fuckin a crowbar, sally... 

richeous! 

the apocalypse is upon us! 

you do NOT want to touch my anchorsteam 

at the distillery, drinking and watching the sabres take the hurricanes in game 1 

you cant really tell, but rachel is drooling 

oh no, it got us too! 

engulfed in a firey bush of death! 

bigass tree (austrian pine) 

me and my baby 

whaa happen? 

me, rachel, amanda, and john at the lilac festival in henrietta. it was alot of fun, and we got a bunch of good pics. 

a panoramic view. i know the water is a bit murky, i'm working on that through various chemical treatments. any suggestions are welcome. 

the right 

the left 

some pics of lucy in her freshly pimped tank. there were a dozen goldfish in there, along with a dozen of those little minnows you see, but she at the shit out of those goldfish, and quickly. 

my mighty sabres cap, sitting atop my television, where it has sat since the playoffs started, and where it will stay until they TAKE THE CUP, BABY!!! GO SABRES!!!!! 

eye don't know... 

 

lucy's new digs 

i'm working on a website, mostly just because google is letting me test their new beta web tool pages. it's devoted to cheese, which is the greatest thing on earth (see my poem below). i just started it today, and it's under construction, but give it a looksee and post some feedback.
http://bntphoretwunny.googlepages.com

LUCY! 

oh my god. my life sucks so much. everything is horrible. im just gonna get my anus pierced and talk about suicide while i write bad poetry about the sun dying. go, emo!