oh my god. my life sucks so much. everything is horrible. im just gonna get my anus pierced and talk about suicide while i write bad poetry about the sun dying. go, emo!

behold the glory

i love cheese. i love every cheese from the soft and subtle provolone to the hard and pungent pecorino romano. my favorites are the staaaankiest of blue cheeses and cheddar of the ultimate sharpness. and i'll overdose on dairy digestive supplements before i give up my lactose love. in honor of this triumph of humanity, i have written a poem. enjoy, bitches.

i love cheese, oh yes its true
and i bet that you do too
cheddar, mozz, and even bleu
for a bite, i'd use kung fu

ever since milk first went sour
man knew that he should not cower
it may smell like a retarded flower
but cheese, it truly has the power

some cheese is soft, and some is hard
some is bagged, and some is jarred
often melted, sometimes charred
still smells better than a st. bernard

so go ahead and eat some cheese
everyone loves it, even the chinese
but if you eat mine, or even tease
I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YOU


cabot cheese