MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! i hope everyone had happy holidays. this post it pretty much just to show off the best damn present ever: my 18" talking peter griffin. my sister got it for me, and its probably the coolest thing ive ever seen. he says some fantastically random things such as "milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made". giggidy.

so chirstmas is coming soon, which is good, because we can get all this fake happiness out of the way and get back to our depressing lives. my job is effected horribly by this damn holiday, as every stupid fuck across the country wants to know how they spent all their money. luckily i got all my shopping done early this year; i would hate to have to wrestle a 250 lb. black lady for a pair of thermal socks. or would i?..... ya know when you grab a girls tittie, and it feels like a bag of sand... anyway, now that santa's dead, i'm gonna get down on some mrs. claus action. i likes 'em old. i'm gonna fuck her, then have her mail me a check for 12 dollars.

i'm in a glass case of emotion! so the dukes and i are moving into a phatty new apartment, which is right next door to our old place (the same building). it's been a pretty easy move, besides the larger shit. we can move most of it without even going outside. it's pretty exciting stuff. i even get two rooms: one for sleepin', and one for sexy parties. thats right, cue the music. except i'm lame, so my parties will probably consist of video games and beer, with alot of sitting around, except to get more beer. but at least it will be good beer. by the by, anyone who doesn't love anchorman should be punched. i mean, some on. it's friggin great. i've got jack johnson and tim o'leery ready to go, and it looks like you just bought 2 tickets to the gun show. so get ready go get down, the first pants party is coming soon.