so chirstmas is coming soon, which is good, because we can get all this fake happiness out of the way and get back to our depressing lives. my job is effected horribly by this damn holiday, as every stupid fuck across the country wants to know how they spent all their money. luckily i got all my shopping done early this year; i would hate to have to wrestle a 250 lb. black lady for a pair of thermal socks. or would i?..... ya know when you grab a girls tittie, and it feels like a bag of sand... anyway, now that santa's dead, i'm gonna get down on some mrs. claus action. i likes 'em old. i'm gonna fuck her, then have her mail me a check for 12 dollars.